Make food (and oh so healthy combo of steamed veggies and chicken breast). One in the oven (chicken... which results in a lot of fat/liquid in the glass plate used) and the other on the stove.... prepare veggies (low fat salad dressing) come back, get chicken out and lay on stove.... which of course you thought was off.... get chicken and drink... eat.... minutes later hear and smell something.... stupidly move plate a bit, whereupon liquid comes in contact with charred area.... super hot glass spewed everywhere.... Give prayer that nothing hit you (the charred hole in the ground is a hint.... thank god there was enough time to realize that you had goofed and back up).
I am going to be spending the next hour cleaning up glass that has traveled a very long distance...
Thank god I am redoing the kitchen very soon...
Can you believe that the Army trusts me with weapons, grenades and 30 some odd soldiers? Neither can I....
2 comments:
oh jeez! I'm glad you aren't hurt.
We have a new gas stovetop and as much as I love it, I worry that I am going to set something on fire on of these days.
Wow, that stove looks like a science experiment. Good luck with that. :)
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